Numbers Meme

[Zen]

MEME TIME FOOLS.

1) Make a list of twenty-one characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (That way you're not leading the questions asked to fit the characters.)

2) Ask your flist to post questions in the comments.

For example:

'One, Nine, Fifteen and Twenty-One are chosen by a prophecy to save the world from Four. Do they succeed?'
'Under what circumstances might Five and Seven fall in love?'
'Which character on the list would you most want on your side in a zombie invasion?'
'What would Two experience in Silent Hill?'
'What Pokémon would Eight have?'
'Write a drabble in which Sixteen and Nineteen FIGHT CRIME.' (...possibly not technically a question.)

3) After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the twenty-one (augh) characters you selected beforehand, then post them.

IN THIS CASE YOU KIDS ARE MY FRIENDS LIST, THIS IS MY JOURNAL TO POST IN AND THE RP IS MY FANDOM. So post questions, and I'll answer them. I'll answer them once I feel an adequate number of questions has been asked by everyone who wants to ask, and once every number has been involved with at least one ofthose questions. :3 SO GET ASKING. THE MORE ABSURD THE QUESTION THE BETTER.

[Lovenu]

'How would twelve react to seeing eight in a salmon suit?'
'Six and four have been invited to the wedding of twenty and sixteen but four doesn't want to go. How does six react?'
'Five has just one an all expenses paid trip to France. What is their reaction?'
'Ten and twenty are arguing about which movie they want to see, who's winning and why?'
'Fourteen has just told three that they want to screw him/her really hard, what is the reaction?'
'Eleven has a bowl of fruit. What does seventeen steal from this bowl of fruit?'
'Nine has started a day camp for children, what does thirteen think of this?'
'Twenty has just confessed their love to sixteen, what is sixteen's response?'
'Eighteen has kidnapped fifteen! What does nineteen do?!'

[Zero]

'You, twenty one, three, and seven became the last people on earth! Which one of you will go crazy first?'
'A huge bag of money is discovered by nine. Five finds out about it and wants some. What does nine do?'
'One has a dinner party but doesn't invite thirteen and eighteen. Everyone else is able to come except them. What is their reaction?'
'Eight is pregnant! What is everyones reactions?'
'Six and fourteen are zombies! What do you do?'
'Fifteen comes in with a gun! Twenty steps in front of the bullet. What happens next?'
'Fourteen and four go get drunk at a bar. What happens when they get home?'

[Zahzu]

'Two takes over as substitute ceilingcat! ... And discovers seven. How do they react?'

OK NOW HAVE ALL NUMBERS BEEN USED, ZEN? DOES THAT MEAN WE GET ANSWERS NAO? OR DO YOU DEMAND MOAR QUESTIONS FIRST? 8I

[Kero]

Ten walks in on three in the shower! What happens next?

Seventeen (who has a crush on Nine), eight, nine, and twelve are together on a quest against evil, and EVIL one seduces nine. How would seventeen work to get nine back? How will they express their love?

Let's say Twelve dies saving eight on that quest, will this affect One in any way?

Let's say One falls in madly wild love with Eight on the same quest, how will the seduced Nine feel?

Twenty has a pet rock, and eleven has a grudge against it. How would eleven get rid of Twenty's pet rock?

Four just hit sixteen with a tomato and yelled 'booo!'... what happens?

Two is in a frilly girly dress... and nineteen loves it, how do they express this love?

Thirteen gets put in a cone to keep them from chewing. How does Five react?

Thirteen, Three, Fifteen, and Twenty One are all locked in a room together and told they must make out with the others or die. What happens?

Nineteen has to go out with Seventeen shopping, and Eleven insists on going along. How much will be left of the store?

Eight is revealed to be the opposite gender and been hiding it all their lives, and runs off with their eternal love Fourteen, how does One and Twelve react?

Seven eats Nine... how does Eight feel?

[Lexxi]

Five and Thirteen are sailing across the sea when they are suddenly attacked by a sea monster, what do they do to escape?

Eighteen just published Nine’s diary, how do they react to it becoming a best seller?

One has been turned into a plant! What kind of plant are they?

Eleven is in a huge hurry to get somewhere. Where are they going and how do they get there?

Oh no! Twenty is being held captive by Four and his/her henchmen! How does Fourteen come up with the ransom money/ save them?

It is discovered that Ten’s spouse, Six has been cheating on them with Twenty-one. How does Ten react?

Two has just been voted Miss America, what does their rival, Seventeen, do?

[Zen]

HERE THEY ARE TH BEAUTIFUL ANSWERS TO ALL YOUR BURNING QUESTIONS.

Lovenu:

'How would Gus/twelve react to seeing Xiu-Xiu/eight in a salmon suit?'

"Zis is my girlfriend Evan's nemesis in a salmon suit!"

'Nikki/Six and Boyd/four have been invited to the wedding of Shank/twenty and Lev/sixteen but Boyd/four doesn't want to go. How does Nikki/six react?'

Nikki probably wasn't going to go with Boyd in the first place, so goes without him. Wonders why Boyd even told her he didn't want to go.

'Cali/Five has just one an all expenses paid trip to France. What is their reaction?'

Loads up Marie and the kids and they all go to France. Is that a reaction?

'Lolli/Ten and Shank/twenty are arguing about which movie they want to see, who's winning and why?'

Lolli is winning, because she bit Shank's ankle in the middle of the argument, sending Shank to get vaccinated. Lolli can now see whichever movie she pleases. Will most likely force Quim to go.

'Swift/Fourteen has just told Cassandra/three that they want to screw him/her really hard, what is the reaction?'

OK THE FACT THAT SWIFT ACTUALLY *DOES* WANT TO SCREW CASSANDRA REALLY HARD MADE ME DIE OF LULZ. But, Cassandra's reaction would most likely be a blank stare, followed by a swift (lol) kick to Little Swift. :I She would then ignore him for the rest of eternity.

'Ilac/Eleven has a bowl of fruit. What does Edgar/seventeen steal from this bowl of fruit?'

Edgar steals the entire bowl so that he can paint a picture of it. Ilac, angry, goes to retrieve his stolen property, but calms down once he sees how lovely a painting Edgar has made. The two then eat the fruit while talking about football and their lack of knowledge on the subject.

'Donny/Nine has started a day camp for children, what does Claire/thirteen think of this?'

She probably thinks he's running a puppy kennel. On that note, I weep for the children who have to attend Donny's Day Camp. It has a nice ring to it, though, but seriously. D: He will fu.ck them up in the heads.

'Shank/Twenty has just confessed their love to Lev/sixteen, what is Lev/sixteen's response?'

He accuses her of LYING. He then proceeds to blow up her head, and somehow, only the ears are left in tact.

'Simon/Eighteen has kidnapped Quim/fifteen! What does Crispin/nineteen do?!'

Eats a sandwich.

'Donny/nine is making out with Cali/five, what is Gus/twelve's response?'

"Hey guys what's up-- OH SWEET JESUS WHY. WALK AWAY WALK AWAY WALK AWAY". He then proceeds to walk away. Donny then passes out due to inhumanly high levels of booze in his system. He thankfully doesn't remember the ordeal, otherwise, both Cali and Gus would be sitting at the bottom of Lake Oblongata, and not the mucus-lined air-bubble part, if you catch my drift.

Zero:

'You, Fred/twenty one, Cassandra/three, and Jo/seven became the last people on earth! Which one of you will go crazy first?'

What? With Jo as our therapist? None of us go crazy until we decide we must re-populate the world. All the women go crazy trying to figure out how to sex Fred up. Seriously it'd be like having sex with a French Bulldog on stilts. Even if he was-- You know what? Now I am seriously trying to figure out how Fred has sex, so before I go crazy, let's move on to the next question.

'A huge bag of money is discovered by Donny/nine. Cali/Five finds out about it and wants some. What does Donny/nine do?'

He LOLs and runs off. :I If Cali is persistent, then Donny probably socks him one. With a wrench.

'Ali/One has a dinner party but doesn't invite Claire/thirteen and Simon/eighteen. Everyone else is able to come except them. What is their reaction?'

Claire probably doesn't realize there was a dinner party in the first place, and Simon probably doesn't really care about not being invited (But is secretly all "Why didn't they invite ME?").

'Xiu-Xiu/Eight is pregnant! What is everyones reactions?'

Most people are probably all "Wait who is Xiu-Xiu?". Everyone else wonders who the Father is. Edgar suddenly becomes sneaky and suspicious by hiding in the GPC for reasons definitely not related to Xiu-Xiu's sudden proverbial bun in the oven.

'Nikki/Six and Swift/fourteen are zombies! What do you do?'

I go all "OH SHIT IT'S A VAMPIRE-COWBOY-ZOMBIE!!" Before Zombie!Nikki beats Zombie!Swift up for no apparent reason. :I

'Quim/Fifteen comes in with a gun! Shank/Twenty steps in front of the bullet. What happens next?'

FIRST OF ALL, LOL AT QUIM WITH A GUN. He probably found it and wanted to return it to it's owner before it fell into the wrong hands, but then accidently shot it off. The only reason Shank would be anywhere near that bullet is if she were taking it for Crispin. Which she does. And Crispin doesn't give a shit. And Quim racks up some more camp-related trauma in that big ol' head of his.

'Swift/Fourteen and Boyd/four go get drunk at a bar. What happens when they get home?'

Swift, as he often does when drunk and around Mr. Cooper, hits on Boyd leik wh0a. Boyd is too busy rambling about macaroni art to notice. Luckily for Boyd, before Swift can do anything, Claire comes bursting into the room with a firehose, spraying the room with high-pressure water before things get REALLY weird. No one knows why.

Zah:

'Evan/Two takes over as substitute ceilingcat! ... And discovers Jo/seven. How do they react?'

Evan jumps out of the ceiling and proceeds to start shit with Jo. Epic cat fight ensues. Clothes rip. Hair messes up. RailAli is not amused.

Kero:

Lolli/Ten walks in on Cassandra/three in the shower! What happens next?

Much screaming and freaking out on both parties ends, especially considering their past interactions. Cassandra ends up wrapped in nothing but the shower curtain as she bolts out of the window and Lolli runs screaming bloody murder as she runs after Cassie, trying to take out her little-girl rage on the poor woman. How dare that Cassandra be taking a shower when SHE was about to take one!

Edgar/Seventeen, Xiu-Xiu/eight, Donny/nine, and Gus/twelve are together on a quest against evil, and EVIL Ali/one seduces Donny/nine. How would Edgar/seventeen work to get Donny/nine back?

Edgar throws Hector at Ali, then grabs Donny while Ali is distracted by all the hot Hector-lovin'. Meanwhile, Xiu-Xiu and Gus play poker while betting their respective supplies of Mega-Potions and Phoenix Downs. :I

Shank/Twenty has a pet rock, and Ilac/eleven has a grudge against it. How would Ilac/eleven get rid of Shank's/Twenty's pet rock?

He'd tell her Crispin was waiting for her at Make-out Cave. While she was there, he would sneak into her cabin, steal the pet rock, and throw it into Lake Oblongata. :I After beating it up a bit, of course.

Boyd/Four just hit Lev/sixteen with a tomato and yelled 'booo!'... what happens?

Boyd's head asplode.

Evan/Two is in a frilly girly dress... and Crispin/nineteen loves it, how do they express this love?

For the sake of everyone's collective sanity, I refrain from answering this question. I already need enough brain bleach...

Claire/Thirteen gets put in a cone to keep them from chewing. How does Cali/Five react?

He thinks it's an appropriate measure to make sure Claire stops chewing Boyd while he sleeps. :I

Claire/Thirteen, Cassandra/Three, Quim/Fifteen, and Fred/Twenty One are all locked in a room together and told they must make out with the others or die. What happens?

They die. None of them wanted to make out with the CHILD. And the child didn't want to make out with them. If Gus were there it'd be a whole 'nother story, however.

Crispin/Nineteen has to go out with Edgar/Seventeen shopping, and Ilac/Eleven insists on going along. How much will be left of the store?

NOTHING IS LEFT... THEY LEFT NOTHING IN THEIR WAKE! Because those jeans were so you, girlfriend, they had to BUY ALL THE CLOTHING IN THE STORE.

Also LOL. Now you just need to throw Gloria and Fred into that shopping trip and you'd have a Thorney Towers field trip.

Xiu-Xiu/Eight is revealed to be the opposite gender and been hiding it all their lives, and runs off with their eternal love Swift/Fourteen, how does Ali/One and Gus/Twelve react?

They jiz in their pants.

The agree to never speak of what they saw ever again. Ever. Never ever ever again.

Jo/Seven eats Donny/Nine... how does Xiu-Xiu/Eight feel?

Hungry.

Lexxi:

Cali/Five and Claire/Thirteen are sailing across the sea when they are suddenly attacked by a sea monster, what do they do to escape?

Claire calms it down by telling it stories of coffee makers while Cali faints. The sea monster then makes it rain Lucky Charms. They never go hungry again. And then Cali woke up and swore to never eat pizza after 11:00 PM again.

Simon/Eighteen just published Donny/Nine’s diary, how do they react to it becoming a best seller?

Donny makes sure Simon dies a horrible death before he goes on the run, and prays to god people think it's a work of fiction. Otherwise EVERYTHING HE'S WORKED FOR GOES UP IN SMOKE. Or he reaps the rewards off all the money the book makes. One of the two.

Ali/One has been turned into a plant! What kind of plant are they?

A tall one. I'm just imagining a flower steam with a petal-framed Ali-head at the top, looking confused. xD;;

Ilac/Eleven is in a huge hurry to get somewhere. Where are they going and how do they get there?

He's going to the moon. He ticks off Jo, which causes her to kick him, sending him flying into the atmosphere at lightspeed.

Oh no! Shank/Twenty is being held captive by Boyd/Four and his/her henchmen! How does Fourteen come up with the ransom money/ save them?

He doesn't. Shank complains and stabs enough henchmen that Boyd willingly hands her over to the nearest person, which in this case was Swift.

It is discovered that Lolli/Ten’s spouse, Nikki/Six has been cheating on them with Fred/Twenty-one. How does Lolli/Ten react?

... oh god lolicon love triangle.... UHHH. Lolli kicks Fred's ass. Somehow. And then dumps Nikki, and goes back to stalking Quim.

Evan/Two has just been voted Miss America, what does their rival, Edgar/Seventeen, do?

LOL @ Evan being Miss America. Edgar spreads false rumors about Evan and her addiction to drugs/alcohol/sex/puppy kicking/World of Warcraft and how she offers little old women half-way across the street before leaving them, causing massive traffic problems. As it turns out, some of those rumors weren't entirely bogus...

THE LIST:

1. Alistair.
2. Evan.
3. Cassandra.
4. Boyd.
5. Cali
6. Nikki.
7. Jo.
8. Xiu-Xiu.
9. Donny.
10. Lolli.
11. Ilac.
12. Gus.
13. Claire.
14. Swift.
15. Quim.
16. Lev.
17. Edgar.
18. Simon.
19. Crispin. (STFU He might as well be accepted xD; )
20. Shank. (LOL See what I did there)
21. Fred. (Ditto)

[Zero]

OH GOD, WE SHOULD MAKE MORE OF THESE QUESTIONS XDDDDD AND ANSWERS TOO

[Nakki]

One and Nine get roaring drunk together and end up at Fourteen's house, what happens?

Three proposes to Eleven, but Eleven refuses in favor of Twenty-one. How does Three feel?

Sixteen finds out that his/her lover, Eight, has been murdered by Fifteen. What do they do?

There's a fire in a department store, and Seventeen and Four are trapped in a room with no escape. What do they do before they die in the fire?

Poor Six comes home from a long work trip expecting their spouse Eight to be waiting for them, but they find that Eight has been having an affair with Six's life-long friend One- by discovering them in bed together. What does Six do?

Seven has been kidnapped by the Alimonster and taken to a secret island where they will secretly rule! What does Eighteen do?

Eighteen and Twenty go out clubbing. What happens?

Five and Thirteen get into an argument. What does One do to resolve it?

[Zen]

Ali/One and Donny/Nine get roaring drunk together and end up at Swift/Fourteen's house, what happens?

Confusion, fighting, laughing, crying, fighting, zombie-movie marathon, eating, road trip to Mexico, fighting in Mexico, hospital trip, dryhumping in empty hospital room, and nachos.

Cassandra/Three proposes to Ilac/Eleven, but Ilac/Eleven refuses in favor of Fred/Twenty-one. How does Cassandra/Three feel?

Confused and hungry.

Lev/Sixteen finds out that his/her lover, Xiu-Xiu/Eight, has been murdered by Quim/Fifteen. What do they do?

Quim head asplode. And yay, more mental trauma for Lev! I'm still lulzing over Quim killing anyone, let alone another one of my characters.

There's a fire in a department store, and Edgar/Seventeen and Boyd/Four are trapped in a room with no escape. What do they do before they die in the fire?

"You know, Edgar, this sorta reminds me of that time at Thorney Towers..."

Poor Nikki/Six comes home from a long work trip expecting their spouse Xiu-Xiu/Eight to be waiting for them, but they find that Xiu-Xiu/Eight has been having an affair with Nikki/Six's life-long friend Ali/One- by discovering them in bed together. What does Nikki/Six do?

I... don't know. I do know, however, that now I want to draw Xiu and Ali in bed together, with a confused/frightened Ali screaming "What the hell just HAPPENED? *HOW* DID IT HAPPEN?!" with Xiu smoking a cigarette and looking bored.

Jo/Seven has been kidnapped by the Alimonster and taken to a secret island where they will secretly rule! What does Simon/Eighteen do?

Eats a sandwich. That's the thing to do during a kidnapping.

Simon/Eighteen and Shank/Twenty go out clubbing. What happens?

Fighting, fighting, property damage, fighting, nachos, fighting.

Cali/Five and Claire/Thirteen get into an argument. What does Ali/One do to resolve it?

Hypnotizes a chicken, which in turn, hypnotizes Cali and Claire.

[Zero]

'Twelve finds wine and shares it with eighteen and twenty. 20 minutes later, what is happening?'

'Four has ketchup put on his forehead and a gun placed in their hand while they are sleeping. Five and fifteen walk in. What is their reaction?'

'Sixteen and eighteen are walking on a sunset lit beach when suddenly eighteen is shot! Eighteen is not dead, but is seriously injured. What does sixteen do?'

Seven, nine, thirteen, and five go to a strip club. But for some reason, they discover that nineteen works there. What is their reaction?'

Six and fourteen decide to go to Hawaii and each invite 1 person. Who do they invite and why?'

'GIANT SQUID ATTACK! Who do you offer as a sacrifice to appease the angry squid GOD?!'

[Zen]

'Gus/Twelve finds wine and shares it with Simon/eighteen and Shank/twenty. 20 minutes later, what is happening?'

Vomiting.

'Boyd/Four has ketchup put on his forehead and a gun placed in their hand while they are sleeping. Cali/Five and Quim/fifteen walk in. What is their reaction?'

Cali faints.

Quim wipes the ketchup off of Boyd's forehead.

'Lev/Sixteen and Simon/eighteen are walking on a sunset lit beach when suddenly Simon/eighteen is shot! Simon/Eighteen is not dead, but is seriously injured. What does Lev/sixteen do?'

Lev summons his Death Eaters so that they may witness his glorious defeat of Harry Potter.

Jo/Seven, Donny/nine, Claire/thirteen, and Cali/five go to a strip club. But for some reason, they discover that Crispin/nineteen works there. What is their reaction?'

"CRISPIN IN HIS BRIEFS, WITH HIS SHOES AND KNEE-HIGH BLACK SOCKS, GIRATING HIS PELVIS WITH A BLANK LOOK OF INDIFFERENCE ON HIS FACE"

Needless to say, everybody ran.

Nikki/Six and Swift/fourteen decide to go to Hawaii and each invite 1 person. Who do they invite and why?'

Nikki = Eddie. Because I guess they're in a relationship or something.

Swift = Cassandra. Because he wants to screw her really hard.

'GIANT SQUID ATTACK! Who do you offer as a sacrifice to appease the angry squid GOD?!'

Sucky. He likes rock 'n roll.

[Nakki]

OK GUYS. I have made my own list of 21 characters. Same rules as with Zen's! QUESTION AWAY!

[Zero]

These questions apply to Nakki's list of characters

'Twenty one and fifteen end up getting stuck on an island with only enough food for one of them. Who would eat the other first?'

'One wants to take over the world and apparently needs six's and seven's help. How do they react?'

'Five and nine are both caught in traffic and decide to talk about their pasts. What do they tell each other?'

'Two and sixteen are getting married! What is everyone else's reaction?'

'Eight is in love with twelve and decides to get love advice from three. What is threes reaction and what does he/she tell them?'

'Thirteen and ten are walking along when suddenly they are both hit with a meteor and get superpowers. What are their super powers and what do they call themselves?'

'Twenty has decided to kill them self. But eight doesn't want twenty to do this. How does eight convince twenty to stop?'

'Three, fourteen, and nineteen are all uninvited to one's party. How do they react?'

'One wakes up naked in bed with thirteen. How do they both react?'

'EVERYONE IS DRUNK! What happens?'

[Zen]

FOR YOU, NAKKI~

5 and 13 are stuck in a spooooky haunted house. Suddenly, the ghost of 2 appears! What happens?

21, 4 and 8 are going to a costume party! What costumes do they wear, and what happens at the party?

14 and 19 are fighting against each other in a cage-match! Who wins and how?

17 and 18 go out for a romantic date at an amusement park~ How does it go?

10 is the captain of a military spaceship! Suddenly, their ship is under attack by an enemy ship, which belongs to 9. How does 10, and their crew of 4, 6 and 11 respond?

8 is a tap-dancing prodigy. For a show, they are paired with 16 as their dance partner. What happens at the show?

Where is 7 hiding their nazi gold?