I DID IT AGAIN EXCEPT THIS TIME I LEFT OUT OLD DEAD CHARS AND PUT IN SOME FRESHER NEWERS ONES~Lovenu:
'How would Jo/twelve react to seeing Jacques/eight in a salmon suit?'
"Oh my! Jacques wat are you doeeng een a salmon suit? :0" "I don't know :0"
'Quag/Six and Jimmy/four have been invited to the wedding of Aran/twenty and Crispin/sixteen but Jimmy/four doesn't want to go. How does Quag/six react?'
"C'mon Jimmy! It'll be lots of fun! There's cake!
" "Cake? Yay! *FRIENSHIPHUGS I SWEAR THIS WAS NOT INTENTIONAL*"
Also lol, Crispin and Aran getting married.
'Gus/Five has just one an all expenses paid trip to France. What is their reaction?'
"Wtf? BUT ZAT'S WHAR I LEEV!! D8<"
'Ace/Ten and Aran/twenty are arguing about which movie they want to see, who's winning and why?'
Aran is winning because Ace keeps getting lost in his eyes~
'Shank/Fourteen has just told Alistair/three that they want to screw him/her really hard, what is the reaction?'
"Shank... Do you need some more counseling?" "WHADDYA TALKIN' ABOUT, I'M RIGHT AS RAIN, FIT AS A FIDDL- ohgodpleasehelpme..."
'Raffi/Eleven has a bowl of fruit. What does Ilac/seventeen steal from this bowl of fruit?'
Umm... An apple? Idk... Raffi gets pissed about it though and demands he be given his fruit back.
'Quim/Nine has started a day camp for children, what does Xiu-Xiu/thirteen think of this?'
She doesn't really care... She probably has some shred of respect for this one seeing as Quim's such a nice guy.
'Aran/Twenty has just confessed their love to Crispin/sixteen, what is Crispin/sixteen's response?'
"Wot have you been smokin' and where can I get some?"
'Sasha/Eighteen has kidnapped Gervais/fifteen! What does Marie/nineteen do?!'
She half-heartedly asks for the small French child back, but to no avail. She then goes back to her children and Gervais is never seen again...
'Quim/nine is making out with Gus/five, what is Josephine/twelve's response?'
"....Summer camps... Zere's always somezing 'appening at summer camps..."
Zero:
'You, Eddie/twenty one, Alistair/three, and Nikki/seven became the last people on earth! Which one of you will go crazy first?'
Eddie and Nikki repopulate as I try to repopulate with Alistair~ Hurhur l8B
'A huge bag of money is discovered by Quim/nine. Gus/Five finds out about it and wants some. What does Quim/nine do?'
"'Ey Quim, I'll make out wiz you eef you geeve me zat big bag ov money :U" "Um no... I'm going to buy comics and donate the rest to charities dedicated to un-scarring little boys..." "Damn... I zhought for sure zat would work <:U"
'Fred/One has a dinner party but doesn't invite Xiu-Xiu/thirteen and Sasha/eighteen. Everyone else is able to come except them. What is their reaction?'
Well neither of them know Fred that well so neither of them care.
'Jacques/Eight is pregnant! What is everyones reactions?'
"NICO... WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DID YOU DO?! SHE'S A CHILD FOR CHRISTSAKE!"
'Quag/Six and Shank/fourteen are zombies! What do you do?'
Well the Quag zombie is probably more likely to give me a hug than eat my brains, but I'd be scared shitless by the Shank zombie and run.
'Gervais/Fifteen comes in with a gun! Aran/Twenty steps in front of the bullet. What happens next?'
CUE MATRIX BULLET DODGING AS GERVAIS THROWS OUT RANDOM FRENCH CURSES.
'Shank/Fourteen and Jimmy/four go get drunk at a bar. What happens when they get home?'
Jimmy tries to tell Shank that "he's" the best friend he ever had which has him promptly thrown out by Shank who then vomits and passes out on the floor of said random person's house.
Zah:
'Evan/Two takes over as substitute ceilingcat! ... And discovers Nikki/seven. How do they react?'
"Hey Nikki... You masturbating?" "Yea" "Cool"
DERP:
Raffi/Ten walks in on Alistair/three in the shower! What happens next?
Cue Alistair screaming like a woman and sending Raffi running for dear life.
Ilac/Seventeen, Jacques/eight, Quim/nine, and Jo/twelve are together on a quest against evil, and EVIL Fred/one seduces Quim/nine. How would Ilac/seventeen work to get Quim/nine back?
OHSHI- FRED? ILAC... QUIM'S NOT COMING BACK... NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.
Aran/Twenty has a pet rock, and Raffi/eleven has a grudge against it. How would Raffi/eleven get rid of Aran's/Twenty's pet rock?
FIRST OF ALL... L.M.A.O AT ARAN HAVING A PET ROCK...
SECOND, Raffi's not gonna hurt that thing even if he tried... ARAN CAN HEAR THE ROCKS MAN, HE CAN FEEL THEIR PAIN...
Jimmy/Four just hit Crispin/sixteen with a tomato and yelled 'booo!'... what happens?
Jimbo's gonna be hurtin' in the mornin' :U.
Evan/Two is in a frilly girly dress... and Marie/nineteen loves it, how do they express this love?
"Oh Evan you look absolutely adorable!" "Thanks" "Here let me get a camera" "Okay :U"
Xiu-Xiu/Thirteen gets put in a cone to keep them from chewing. How does Gus/Five react?
"I can't help but sense some sort ov racism wiz zis..."
Xiu-Xiu/Thirteen, Alistair/Three, Gervais/Fifteen, and Eddie/Twenty One are all locked in a room together and told they must make out with the others or die. What happens?
Eddie dies, not wanting to make out with any of them. Alistair and Gervais quickly fight over Xiu-Xiu seeing as Ali doesn't want to be a pedo, and Gervais doesn't want to kiss an old man eww.
Marie/Nineteen has to go out with Ilac/Seventeen shopping, and Raffi/Eleven insists on going along. How much will be left of the store?
Not much... Couples always buy more than they have to, and having Raffi along doesn't help one bit.
Jacques/Eight is revealed to be the opposite gender and been hiding it all their lives, and runs off with their eternal love Shank/Fourteen, how do Fred/One and Jo/Twelve react?
They're confused to say the least... And disturbed by this sudden "romance".
Nikki/Seven eats Quim/Nine... how does Jacques/Eight feel?
Disturbed and scarred...
Lexxi:
Gus/Five and Xiu-Xiu/Thirteen are sailing across the sea when they are suddenly attacked by a sea monster, what do they do to escape?
Xiu-Xiu tames the beast with her majik animal powers as Gus screams like a girl.
Sasha/Eighteen just published Quim/Nine’s diary, how do they react to it becoming a best seller?
Quim has changed his name and moved to Canada. Sasha is a successful bit.ch.
Fred/One has been turned into a plant! What kind of plant are they?
A very very very tall one... Probably a tree.
Raffi/Eleven is in a huge hurry to get somewhere. Where are they going and how do they get there?
The circus I guess... IT JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT SOME VARIETY OF JUGGLING!
Oh no! Aran/Twenty is being held captive by Jimmy/Four and his/her henchmen! How does Shank/Fourteen come up with the ransom money/ save them?
She doesn't, she just lies and tells Jimmy she'll play with him later and takes Aran away.
It is discovered that Ace/Ten’s spouse, Quag/Six has been cheating on them with Eddie/Twenty-one. How does Ace/Ten react?
"My adult... Lover is cheating on me with... A child... <:I Why do I find this strange love triangle sexy?"
Evan/Two has just been voted Miss America, what does their rival, Ilac/Seventeen, do?
EVAN WINNING MISS AMERICA? PFFF GUS AND HIS UNFAIR JUDGING! *shakes fist* Ilac is crestfallen and decides to go back to his family that have been worried sick and wondering where he's been for the past month.
Zero's questions:
'Aran/Twenty one and Gervais/fifteen end up getting stuck on an island with only enough food for one of them. Who would eat the other first?'
They just feed off each others emotions... Also Gervais tries to eat Aran but then realizes he tastes like metal and gives up.
'Fred/One wants to take over the world and apparently needs Quag/six's and Nikki/seven's help. How do they react?'
"Bonaparte doing something Bonaparte-y? This I gotta see..." "I like being with people :> You guys are nice company... Can me and Jimmy have Australia?"
'Gus/Five and Quim/nine are both caught in traffic and decide to talk about their pasts. What do they tell each other?'
"Well you see I grew up een Bordeaux wiz my crappy parents blah blah blah..." "Uh huh... We have a lot in common..." "Wat?" "Nothing..."
'Evan/Two and Crispin/sixteen are getting married! What is everyone else's reaction?'
.....LAUGH... MY... ASS... OFF... WELL I ASSUME SINCE WE'RE LIVING IN AN INCESTUAL SHAKESPEARE PLAY AND/OR ROME, EVERYONE DIES AND/OR TAKES OVER MOST OF EUROPE.
'Jacques/Eight is in love with Jo/twelve and decides to get love advice from Alistair/three. What is three's reaction and what does he/she tell them?'
"...Don't you dare try to take my woman..."
'Xiu-Xiu/Thirteen and Ace/ten are walking along when suddenly they are both hit with a meteor and get superpowers. What are their super powers and what do they call themselves?'
Xiu-Xiu becomes "ANIMAL WOMAN" and now has an evil army of woodland creatures. Ace becomes "GAMBIT".... Yeah nuff said.
'Aran/Twenty has decided to kill them self. But Jacques/eight doesn't want twenty to do this. How does eight convince twenty to stop?'
"NO ARAN NO... THINK OF YOUR PET ROCK!"
'Alistair/Three, Shank/fourteen, and Marie/nineteen are all uninvited to Fred/one's party. How do they react?'
They all have a great time... Except for Shank who's been chained up in the backyard.
'Fred/One wakes up naked in bed with Xiu-Xiu/thirteen. How do they both react?'
".....Wow... I managed to end up with a hot chick instead of a... Boyd or Crispin... Everything's coming up Fred
"
'EVERYONE IS DRUNK! What happens?'
ORGY
Zen's Questions:
Gus/5 and Xiu-Xiu/13 are stuck in a spooooky haunted house. Suddenly, the ghost of Evan/2 appears! What happens?
Gus sobs and breaks down seeing as Evan is dead. Xiu-Xiu gives Gus her condolences...
Eddie/21, Jimmy/4 and Jacques/8 are going to a costume party! What costumes do they wear, and what happens at the party?
Eddie goes as... Himself because he's just like that. Jimmy goes as the tooth fairy, and Jacques goes as a tooth because Jimmy thought it'd be fun if they matched. Not much happens at the party seeing as these characters are relatively tame.
Shank/14 and Marie/19 are fighting against each other in a cage-match! Who wins and how?
Marie I guess. Shank would be too busy being jealous about Marie to be paying attention.
Ilac/17 and Sasha/18 go out for a romantic date at an amusement park~ How does it go?
Ilac is wondering why Marie has been replaced with Sasha of all people, and goes off to find Marie. Sasha continues the date by eating all of the breadsticks.
Ace/10 is the captain of a military spaceship! Suddenly, their ship is under attack by an enemy ship, which belongs to Quim/9. How does Ace/10, and their crew of Jimmy/4, Quag/6 and Raffi/11 respond?
OHOHO QUIM AND ACE... TROUBLE IN PARADISE?~
Anyways... Ace is too busy ogling his crew to get anything done, Jimmy and Quag are busy being excited about outer space, and Raffi is the only one actually doing anything. Sadly Raffi fails at space travel and they all eventually fall victim to Quim.
Jacques/8 is a tap-dancing prodigy. For a show, they are paired with Crispin/16 as their dance partner. What happens at the show?
Crispin falls down... A lot... Even though they don't win the prize money for the tap-dancing competition, Jacques sends the video of them dancing into "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS" and they win the prize money there.
Where is Nikki/7 hiding their nazi gold?
In Eddie's pants. Yes I went there.
Lovenu's questions:
Nikki/Seven walks in on Marie/nineteen and Gervais/fifteen about to do it... How does Nikki/seven react?
"AHHHH WTF MARIE'S A PEDO?! WJDHFSKHFDJSKHGFKG"
Sasha/Eighteen tells Raffi/eleven that there's gold buried at the bottom of a well. What does Raffi/eleven do?
"I'm not going down there... YOU'RE LYING GREEN MAN..."
Ace/Ten is painting a picture of a naked Quag/six, how does Jacques/eight react to seeing this?
"Why am I... Not surprised?"
Shank/Fourteen asks Gus/five out on a date but Jimmy/four tags along out of jealousy. How do Shank/fourteen and Gus/five react to Jimmy/four doing this?
All sorts of things wrong with this scenario but OKAY. If anything Gus would be glad for Jimmy's company much more glad than having Shank's company.
Alistair/Three, Aran/twenty, and Jo/twelve are on a boat. Alistair/Three jumps off claiming to want to live with the dolphins, how do Aran/twenty and Jo/twelve react?
"Oh 'oney, please be reasonable..." "Why is that creepy green guy making dolphin noises?"
Crispin/Sixteen joins the circus and Evan/two goes to see. What happens?
"UNCLE CRISPIN WHY DID YOU JOIN THE CIRCUS? PLEASE COME BACK" "NO >("
Quim/Nine goes to a pool party only to find that the pool party is filled with hot babes/studs, including Nikki/seven... What does Quim/nine do?
He just sort of... Looks at the hot studs... And ignores Nikki.
Zahzu's Questions:
Jimmy/4 and Ilac/17 go for lunch at Sonic. What do they order?
They get slushies and talk about how cute old people can be sometimes.
Raffi/11 and Sasha/18 are spending some... 'Quality time' in a closet, when suddenly Quim/9 opens the closet door! What was Quim/9 going to the closet to get? (HAH I bet you didn't see that ending coming)
He was looking for his 'anti-scarring cream' but it became void when he saw what he did.
Jo/12 and Aran/20 are making out. What type of fetish/whatever do they create? (I SWEAR THAT THIS QUESTION CAN BE APPLIED TO ANY PAIRING AND HAVE AN ANSWER)
SHOTAAAAAA PEDO... ALSO S&M
Quag/6 and Gervais/15 get into a 'Yo Momma' fight. WHO SHALL WIN?
Gervais... Quag is too nice to say mean things about people's mothers.
Jimmy/4 and Ilac/17 are still waiting in their food in the car at Sonic. Speedy service my bum. What do they do while waiting?
Talk about old people some more.
Nikki/7, Crispin/16 and Eddie/21 have an epic dance party. What kind of party is it, and what dance moves do they all do?
Nikki and Eddie dance together as Crispin serves punch. I guess it's a... Punch... Party... :I
BOBBY'S HAIR CATCHES ON FIRE! What do Ace/10 and Marie/19 do?
Contemplate whether they should splash him with cold water, or let him burn.
Evan/2, Gus/5, and Shank/14 all go fishing at the docks. ..... What happens lol? :I
Evan and Gus make out as Shank fishes with an annoyed expression on her face.
Frink-Frink climbs into Sasha/18's pants, searching for... Lord know what the lemur is looking for in there. Anyway, WHAT DOES HE FIND? AND/OR WHAT CHAOS ENSUES?
He finds nazi gold... And Sasha cries.
Sasha/18 and Eddie/21 get caught in a huge awesome spider web because apparently they are freaking BLIND, MAN. SERIOUSLY. But anyway do either of them save each-other? If so, who saves who?
Yes they save each other... Sasha just cares too much about those kiddiewinkies to let giant spiders eat them up.