Post by Lexxi on Dec 8, 2008 17:18:31 GMT -5
I will not sing "my hips don't lie" in front of Jo no matter how entertaining her reaction would be
I will not bash Mallaidh's organizational skills even if the vinegar’s in the spice wrack
Jo, Fred, and Gustav are not related just because of their accents
-Nor are they planning a French revolution in their spare time
I will not accuse Lev of stealing my eyeliner
- Nor will I ask to borrow any of his.
If I am having trouble remembering something, I will not touch Mallaidh to see if she remembers for me
If I want not ask Evan to tell me what I need to do tomorrow.
-- And I won't ask Gustav if I want to know the weather.
- And I definitely won't suggest we start a news station with them both.
I will not throw acorns at Marie just because she throws them at me
- Nor will I ask her how many squirrels she had to wrestle to get them
-I will not try to breed Marie with other dogs.
I will not use Evan's forehead as a table
I will not refer to Evan's forehead as a "five-head".
I will not replace Alistair's coffee with chocolate milk
- Even if he wouldn't have the sense enough to do anything about it without said coffee
- Especially not milk from Boyd's refrigerator.
I will not draw pictures of Boyd all over Claire's notes
-Nor will I draw pictures of Chloe all over Boyd's papers
I will not call Boyd and Claire "Mulder and Scully"
- Nor will I call them "Sherlock and Watson"
- Or "Bonnie and Clyde"
And I will not refer to Claire as "the Corpse Bride"
I will not refer to Boyd as the Town Crier
-Nor will I call Boyd "The Frog Prince"
I will not attempt to hook Marie to any form of leash just because she has a collar
-Nor will I call the pound to see if anyone is missing a "dark haired female mutt"
I will stop sending forged love letters to Ilac that appear to be from Cali
- And vice versa
I shouldn't try and talk English English with Evan
I will not call Marie a player just because she has two boyfriends
I will not try and breed Evan and Gustav in the hopes of creating a new language
-or country
I won't hide Cali's DS lite
I will not compare Gloria's mind with Lev's if Lev is near
-Nor will I try to hook up Jasper and Oakley
Jo's hair is not a raspberry-filled donut.
- And Gustav's isn't chocolate iced
- Evan's head isn't a blue-frosted cake, either.
- Do not compare anyone's head to a pastry.
I will stop dressing the guys up as women
-no matter how pretty they are
- Not even if they like it
I will stop referring to Claire as a Bed Bath and Beyond model
- And Jo does NOT want to appear on the cover of 'Hipster magazine'
I will not ask Marie how she enjoyed her 15 seconds of fame
-Nor will I make any Olympic jokes whatsoever
-Or ask her what her score was after the fall
I will not ask Jo how her boyfriend's doing, that's just tactless
I will not score Marie every time she trips
-Unless I want to die
I will not tell Boyd that Claire is the milkman, and I will not tell Claire that Boyd is the Beauty Queen
-nor will I dress them up as either
I will not ask Cali how often her imagines Marie in a nurse uniform
I will not try and breed G-Men with Masks.
-the results would be hideous
I will not enter Marie's cabin in full body armor
- Even if it is a needed safety precaution
Gustav is not male-PMSing, no matter how quickly his emotions change.
Lexxi is not Donkey Kong.
-And no matter how much banana pudding you give her, she will never say "Ohhhh, banana!"
Zahzu is not Zoboomafoo
- Nor is she in any way related to annoying hornbill from the Lion King
- And although she DOES like to 'Move it, move it', she prefers not to be asked.
Lexxi cannot tell the difference between toucans and hornbills and should not be ridiculed for it
- Nor can she tell the difference between Explorers, Derangos, and Escapes (cars btw)
- Zahzu however CAN tell the difference between toucans and hornbills, and she probably SHOULD be ridiculed for it.
- But it's not nice if you do.
You cannot reach Lexxi by dialing Nanny 911
- When she enters a phone booth, she does not become the Super Nanny.
-But she does tend to dress like one but it's still not nice to mention it
- Asking if it's a bird or plane is very rude
Lovenu is not in league with the Pedo-Bears
- But Boyd might be
I will not breed Napoleon and Josephine to see if I can get another Fred
- Or another Gustav
- One is quite enough
I will also stop being historically inaccurate
I will not breed anyone at the camp
-And will not sell the products of said breeding to science
-No matter how much I get paid
I will not breed Josephine and Fred to see if I can get a Napoleon
No matter how much we say it Mikhail and Lev are in no way related
Marie would not be Bobby's stepmother if she married Cali
- Mostly because she would sell him to the gypsies if she was
I will stop leaving babies at Sasha's doorstep
I will stop telling Fred that he has a Napoleon Complex because that doesn't even make sense
-I will however tell Napoleon he has a Fred complex
-even though that also makes no sense
I will stop calling Jo a spoon
Marie is not part squirrel
-Or dog for that matter
I shouldn't replace Gustav's Berets with Evan's scarves
-and vice versa
I will stop sending forged love notes to Evan that appear to be from Crispin
I will not tell Cali what Marie and Ilac did last night just to make him faint
- I will try my best not to refer to Cali as a fainting goat
Bringing wine to class will not get you a better grade from Marie
-It may however make for an interesting lesson
I will not try and make crack pairings within the camp to give me ideas for fanfics
- Jo x Ford is not OTP
- Neither is Claire x Sasha
- Or Lev x Marie
- Also the pairing of Mallaidh/Alistair does not exist and will not result in Weasley children.
-but Jo/Alistair might
Ford will not accept Beggin' Strips.
- And he is not convinced by their commercials.
Mallaidh is not, never has been, and never will be a Weasley.
-same goes for Alistair
-And neither Simon nor Gustav are Potters.
-Claire is not Bellatrix
Lexxi's admin powers cannot be bribed through cookies.
Evan is not 'Loony' Lovegood, and suggesting it may get you killed.
Suggesting that any of the members of this site have no lives may result in a brutal demise
-Correction….will result in a brutal demise
I will not bash Mallaidh's organizational skills even if the vinegar’s in the spice wrack
Jo, Fred, and Gustav are not related just because of their accents
-Nor are they planning a French revolution in their spare time
I will not accuse Lev of stealing my eyeliner
- Nor will I ask to borrow any of his.
If I am having trouble remembering something, I will not touch Mallaidh to see if she remembers for me
If I want not ask Evan to tell me what I need to do tomorrow.
-- And I won't ask Gustav if I want to know the weather.
- And I definitely won't suggest we start a news station with them both.
I will not throw acorns at Marie just because she throws them at me
- Nor will I ask her how many squirrels she had to wrestle to get them
-I will not try to breed Marie with other dogs.
I will not use Evan's forehead as a table
I will not refer to Evan's forehead as a "five-head".
I will not replace Alistair's coffee with chocolate milk
- Even if he wouldn't have the sense enough to do anything about it without said coffee
- Especially not milk from Boyd's refrigerator.
I will not draw pictures of Boyd all over Claire's notes
-Nor will I draw pictures of Chloe all over Boyd's papers
I will not call Boyd and Claire "Mulder and Scully"
- Nor will I call them "Sherlock and Watson"
- Or "Bonnie and Clyde"
And I will not refer to Claire as "the Corpse Bride"
I will not refer to Boyd as the Town Crier
-Nor will I call Boyd "The Frog Prince"
I will not attempt to hook Marie to any form of leash just because she has a collar
-Nor will I call the pound to see if anyone is missing a "dark haired female mutt"
I will stop sending forged love letters to Ilac that appear to be from Cali
- And vice versa
I shouldn't try and talk English English with Evan
I will not call Marie a player just because she has two boyfriends
I will not try and breed Evan and Gustav in the hopes of creating a new language
-or country
I won't hide Cali's DS lite
I will not compare Gloria's mind with Lev's if Lev is near
-Nor will I try to hook up Jasper and Oakley
Jo's hair is not a raspberry-filled donut.
- And Gustav's isn't chocolate iced
- Evan's head isn't a blue-frosted cake, either.
- Do not compare anyone's head to a pastry.
I will stop dressing the guys up as women
-no matter how pretty they are
- Not even if they like it
I will stop referring to Claire as a Bed Bath and Beyond model
- And Jo does NOT want to appear on the cover of 'Hipster magazine'
I will not ask Marie how she enjoyed her 15 seconds of fame
-Nor will I make any Olympic jokes whatsoever
-Or ask her what her score was after the fall
I will not ask Jo how her boyfriend's doing, that's just tactless
I will not score Marie every time she trips
-Unless I want to die
I will not tell Boyd that Claire is the milkman, and I will not tell Claire that Boyd is the Beauty Queen
-nor will I dress them up as either
I will not ask Cali how often her imagines Marie in a nurse uniform
I will not try and breed G-Men with Masks.
-the results would be hideous
I will not enter Marie's cabin in full body armor
- Even if it is a needed safety precaution
Gustav is not male-PMSing, no matter how quickly his emotions change.
Lexxi is not Donkey Kong.
-And no matter how much banana pudding you give her, she will never say "Ohhhh, banana!"
Zahzu is not Zoboomafoo
- Nor is she in any way related to annoying hornbill from the Lion King
- And although she DOES like to 'Move it, move it', she prefers not to be asked.
Lexxi cannot tell the difference between toucans and hornbills and should not be ridiculed for it
- Nor can she tell the difference between Explorers, Derangos, and Escapes (cars btw)
- Zahzu however CAN tell the difference between toucans and hornbills, and she probably SHOULD be ridiculed for it.
- But it's not nice if you do.
You cannot reach Lexxi by dialing Nanny 911
- When she enters a phone booth, she does not become the Super Nanny.
-But she does tend to dress like one but it's still not nice to mention it
- Asking if it's a bird or plane is very rude
Lovenu is not in league with the Pedo-Bears
- But Boyd might be
I will not breed Napoleon and Josephine to see if I can get another Fred
- Or another Gustav
- One is quite enough
I will also stop being historically inaccurate
I will not breed anyone at the camp
-And will not sell the products of said breeding to science
-No matter how much I get paid
I will not breed Josephine and Fred to see if I can get a Napoleon
No matter how much we say it Mikhail and Lev are in no way related
Marie would not be Bobby's stepmother if she married Cali
- Mostly because she would sell him to the gypsies if she was
I will stop leaving babies at Sasha's doorstep
I will stop telling Fred that he has a Napoleon Complex because that doesn't even make sense
-I will however tell Napoleon he has a Fred complex
-even though that also makes no sense
I will stop calling Jo a spoon
Marie is not part squirrel
-Or dog for that matter
I shouldn't replace Gustav's Berets with Evan's scarves
-and vice versa
I will stop sending forged love notes to Evan that appear to be from Crispin
I will not tell Cali what Marie and Ilac did last night just to make him faint
- I will try my best not to refer to Cali as a fainting goat
Bringing wine to class will not get you a better grade from Marie
-It may however make for an interesting lesson
I will not try and make crack pairings within the camp to give me ideas for fanfics
- Jo x Ford is not OTP
- Neither is Claire x Sasha
- Or Lev x Marie
- Also the pairing of Mallaidh/Alistair does not exist and will not result in Weasley children.
-but Jo/Alistair might
Ford will not accept Beggin' Strips.
- And he is not convinced by their commercials.
Mallaidh is not, never has been, and never will be a Weasley.
-same goes for Alistair
-And neither Simon nor Gustav are Potters.
-Claire is not Bellatrix
Lexxi's admin powers cannot be bribed through cookies.
Evan is not 'Loony' Lovegood, and suggesting it may get you killed.
Suggesting that any of the members of this site have no lives may result in a brutal demise
-Correction….will result in a brutal demise